me: *blink*

parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

me: I haven't taken a photo of me in a while

*takes photo*

me: oh that's why

me: *puts in headphones*

everyone else: hey lets start unnecessary conversation

how much does a hipster weigh?